Don't Panic


This shirt requires no explanation at all.  So if you are reading this then you must know that there will be no witty description of this product.  Because you probably already know the countless uses of your plain, ordinary, everyday towel.  So we will not waist your time telling you all about it.  No sir and or madam, we know that your time is extremely valuable to you and you don't have the time to read superfluous product descriptions.  So we can promise you no such nonsense here. You can order this shirt with little fear of having to drudge your way through some pointless product description that tells you absolutely nothing about the product you are about to purchase.