When the war came sides had to be chosen.  Did you follow the banner of the Fruit or the Automaton?

Do you like to be hip?  Do you think black turtlenecks are fashion forward?  Do you like your stuff to just work?  then this shirt is for you.

Watch your friends turn blue in depression when they realize you have the latest and greatest phone and tablet while they have to settle for second best.  They will be a ghost of their former selves when they loose all of their information to a virus.  And you will cruise right along while they look at a blue screen of death.

@ doesn't always 'just work'

@@ironic hipster glasses and beard not included

@@@ sent from my iPad