Are you looking for adventure? Do you want to see strange and exciting new worlds? Do you have a desire to meet new alien species? Well, this shirt won't actually help you do all these things, but it will let everyone know that you want to. From personal experience I can tell you that just about every time I wear this shirt someone will tell me "Hey, cool shirt." How can you beat social interactions like that?
*shirt does not ACTUALLY make you cool, just gives you the appearance of being cool. Kind of like bow ties.