Are you looking for adventure?  Do you want to see strange and exciting new worlds?  Do you have a desire to meet new alien species?  Well, this shirt won't actually help you do all these things, but it will let everyone know that you want to.  From personal experience I can tell you that just about every time I wear this shirt someone will tell me "Hey, cool shirt."  How can you beat social interactions like that?

*shirt does not ACTUALLY make you cool, just gives you the appearance of being cool.  Kind of like bow ties.